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  JW Baptism = more ammo for us ex-jw's

  by KW13 in

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  thought i'd supply some more ammo to those who aren't already aware of this and wish to speak to dubs and scare them half to death lol.. jw's get baptized in everything (water, organization etc) except 'holy spirit'.

  therefore their baptism does not allow them entry into the kingdom of god by the bibles own terms and jesus own words.. 1 corinthians 12:1-3 says;.

  1now about spiritual gifts, brothers, i do not want you to be ignorant.

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  For me the words "Jesus is Lord " puts the Witlesses in the devils camp because they do not confirm that fact and therefore do not have God's Holy Spirit .

  "Do not give false testimony" that's another commandment they have broken over and over again during their entire history.

  Plonkers the lot of them , they do not know the meaning of spiritual gifts. The only gift they are interested in is a monetary gift.

  The baptism of a Witless , well that is a load of nonsense because it's just a dedication to the Borg.
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  Wilma & Willy Watchtower, the continuing parody (please add to it if you li

  by Cheetos in

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  (narrator: wilma and willy are out in the field service four days before christmas) .

  willy says: well," because of all these christmas lights on these houses if armageddon came now it would be easy for gods destroyers to find the unworthy ones who will be eaten at the great evening meal of god.

  wilma says: oh", yes willy and just think of all the nice houses we can choose from to inhabit once those who opposes the society are killed off, just thinking about the possibility of having my pick of all these nice homes makes me more anxious for the battle to come.. .

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  WILMA- - Willie are you going to roast your chestnuts by the fire when we get home ?

  WILLIE-- Are you kidding it's a disfellowshipping offence.

  WILMA-- Willie are your nuts still frozen together?

  WILLIE-- No I left them with the bowl of fruit on the sideboard.

  WILMA--- It's just that if they were I could warm them up for you.

  WILLIE-- Oh! I found them after all .Here nibble on this one.

  ELDER HOUNDER--- See me Friday in front of a judicial committee, both of you.
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  Well, The Elders & Circuit Overseer Came By Tonight To See If We Are Celeb.

  by Lady Liberty in

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  hello dear friends.... well..the saga continues!!

  as many of you know last new years the jws attacked our "frosty" and egged our home.

  " the co said, "so you are both not willing to meet with the elders..?".

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  Tell the media ; I can see the headline now " christians thrown out of local church for celebrating the birth of Jesus"
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  WHAT DID NOAH DRINK IN THE ARK?

  by badboy in

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  any ideas?

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  Each time he came off the poop deck he would go straight for the Grog because that's what sailors drank.

  He called his animals scurvy knaves.

  His children called him Long John after he got drunk and fell asleep naked.

  He lost his trousers when he shouted splice the main brace and his wife thought he said slice.

  Noah asked God if he would see any other ships and God said " no only hardships."
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  The Watchtower concience

  by edmond dantes in

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  the borg is always prattling on about heeding our concience which must be watchtower trained and if it isn't brooklyn book company trained we should not trust it.they like to call it bible trained but we all know what they mean by that.. well i have some new light for them because their concience is right here on this forum and only by reading, taking note and studying what is said here will they ever gain a clear concience.. name any topic spewed forth from the waktower publications and someone here can tell them where they are going wrong and how to square it with their concience .unfortunately because they have been walking in darkness for a hell of a long time it will take a lot of comments from us for it to sink in.. so all you jws' out there remember,if you are having trouble with that little voice in your head "jwd discussion forum the watchtower's concience .

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  The Borg is always prattling on about heeding our concience which must be Watchtower trained and if it isn't Brooklyn Book Company trained we should not trust it.They like to call it Bible trained but we all know what they mean by that.

  Well I have some new light for them because their concience is right here on this forum and only by reading, taking note and studying what is said here will they ever gain a clear concience.

  Name any topic spewed forth from the Waktower publications and someone here can tell them where they are going wrong and how to square it with their concience .Unfortunately because they have been walking in darkness for a hell of a long time it will take a lot of comments from us for it to sink in.

  So all you JWs' out there remember,if you are having trouble with that little voice in your head "JWD DISCUSSION FORUM THE WATCHTOWER'S CONCIENCE ." This is the place to be.
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  Things to NEVER say to or Do with a jw...........

  by nomoreguilt in

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  i'll start with "never do business with a jw".

  they will take advantage of you, "but brother".

  they will use your good credit, your good name, and then beg off on any deal you might have had, legal or on their word........................whose next?.

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  Please will you hold my Kalashnikov for a minute or two as I need to go to the loo?
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  Things to NEVER say to or Do with a jw...........

  by nomoreguilt in

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  i'll start with "never do business with a jw".

  they will take advantage of you, "but brother".

  they will use your good credit, your good name, and then beg off on any deal you might have had, legal or on their word........................whose next?.

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  We are organizing a trip to Lourdes with Father O'shaunesy and there is a spare seat on the coach would you like to come with us?
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  Things to NEVER say to or Do with a jw...........

  by nomoreguilt in

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  i'll start with "never do business with a jw".

  they will take advantage of you, "but brother".

  they will use your good credit, your good name, and then beg off on any deal you might have had, legal or on their word........................whose next?.

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  Please will you come with me and help distribute these blood donor appeal leaflets from door to door ?
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  Witnesses have no right to criticize

  by edmond dantes in

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  it seems to me that the borg has no right to criticize apparent wrongs in the world because their members are not allowed to take part in politics.for instance how can they call something in the worldly system wrong if they do not vote against it or do something constructive to change the status quo.. it's no use them complaining about something they disagree with and at the same time opt out of the system .in other words, it's nothing to with them so tell them to clear off and mind their own business and leave the worlds wrongs to people who are trying to do something constructive about it.. words in the waktower will not cure anything, positive action gets things done .. for heavens sake how much more ink are they going to waste and how many more trees are they going to destroy before they realise actions speak louder than words?.

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  It seems to me that the Borg has no right to criticize apparent wrongs in the world because their members are not allowed to take part in politics.For instance how can they call something in the worldly system wrong if they do not vote against it or do something constructive to change the status quo.

  It's no use them complaining about something they disagree with and at the same time opt out of the system .In other words, IT'S NOTHING TO WITH THEM so tell them to clear off and mind their own business and leave the worlds wrongs to people who are trying to do something constructive about it.

  Words in the Waktower will not cure anything, positive action gets things done .

  For heavens sake how much more ink are they going to waste and how many more trees are they going to destroy before they realise actions speak louder than words?
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  New Yearbook stats for 2007 now out!

  by Dogpatch in

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  the report is out!.

  http://www.watchtowernews.org/2007report.pdf.

  cooking the books with 3% increase??.

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  Remember there are Lies ,Damn Lies and there are Statistics.